The Life Of A Quiet Dragon

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can I just say there are some amazing waterfalls and creeks in Malawi. this one is on the Dzalanyama Forest Reserve, and it is so beautiful there


This is the best thing on the internet.

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So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer"

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i want to play this game

I would gain so much weight playing this game and I wouldn’t even care

Witch Party

Hearth Witch: *is the host who runs around with their broom, cleaning up people's messes while muttering little curses under their breath*
Kitchen Witch: *bursts from kitchen* I've made potions and cauldron cookiiiiiies~!
Water Witch: Where's the pool?
Sea Witch: I wanted to have a beach party...
Green Witch: *stays on the sidelines conversing with the houseplants*
Sex Witch: *to another* I think you and I could make some serious magick together after this party~ Or during, whatever you're into~
Techno Witch: I just upgraded your computer...oh and don't change the html, it'll bring you good luck. You're welcome.
Hedge Witch: Gather round and let me tell you about the time I was in the astral and...
Death Witch: *sees cat bring in dead bird* Oh man this party is great.


"text me when you get home so i know you’re safe" kinda people are the people i wanna be around

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The video is even better:

The male competitors are in awe the whole time, and even the commentators learned to stop saying, “I don’t think she can do this.”

She’s amazing.

No, but I think it’s worth mentioning that the commentators never said they didn’t think she could do it. There were some points where they say ‘I don’t know if she’ll be able to reach with her height’ but it was NEVER about her gender. Ever. Except for when they were quite literally screaming and cheering for her when she made history. Not one person on that show has been anything but supportive of her and happy that she’s bringing gender diversity to the challenge. The men that she beat were rooting for her.

It wasn’t like the commentators had to “learn” to stop saying she couldn’t do it. They never treated her any different than the male competitors and never said anything negative about her being a woman. Her stature put her at a disadvantage and they did mention that, yeah. But they do that with any competitor who has a disadvantage due to height/weight.

(Source: sizvideos, via mirthfulmotherfucker)